Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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