This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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