I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it's great music for shaving your balls
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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