FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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