Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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