Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
