i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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