you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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