and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
