Christians are straight up FREAKS
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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