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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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