On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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