I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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