He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
did i just pee glitter
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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