people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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