We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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