I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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