the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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