I'm really into asian looking animals
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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