Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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