HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's just like the Real World with babies
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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