So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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