today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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