so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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