Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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