i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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