Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I enjoy the company of your penis
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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