it wasn't lemon gatorade
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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