you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Never underestimate the power of titties
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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