i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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