it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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