imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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