the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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