You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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