I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
