Swine flu. Run for my life!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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