what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I love you.
Bad choice
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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