That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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