Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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