we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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