I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Randomize