we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
The ass gains better be worth it
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