We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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