He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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