As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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