Will you blow on my dice?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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