there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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