I need help removing her.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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