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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i think i just lost a toe
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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