And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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