8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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