No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I cut my penus on the lid.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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