There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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