i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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