I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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